Stuff I Probably Shouldn't Say
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I have two daughters, so I’m raising two future women. Maybe! I mean, one of them might be a guy later. It’s possible. It could happen. Someday one of my daughters could be like ‘Dad, I’m really a guy’ and I’ll be like ‘Alright well let’s get you a dick, honey. We’ll get you the nicest dick in town.’

Louis CK (reason #94826 why he’s the best comedian)

Somewhere along the way, Louis CK become society’s ideal father and I’m 100% okay with this.

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Stop The World I Wanna Get Off With You
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bitchsqvad:

with the exception of you i dislike everyone in the room

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Godfrey Gao for Brand [x]

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acciomatthewdavelewis:

Matthew Lewis accepts Best Fandom Forever Award for Harry Potter at MTVu Fandom Awards 2014 x

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[Sleepy Hollow] [1/3] Relationships - Abbie & Jenny Mills
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theabominablestilinski:

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halekingsourwolf:

Parrish loves working with Sheriff Stilinski. He’s an amazing mentor, a great man, and Parrish trusts him with his life (and has tested that trust on more than one occasion). But there are still some things he knows he shouldn’t share.

Like the fact that the Sheriff’s teenage son is currently developing strong feelings for the brooding, “wanted for murder on multiple occasions” werewolf six years his senior. Like the fact that they’re going to get together officially within the next six months, are going to get married (“mated, Stiles”) four years after that, and have a son (biologically Stiles’) who would want nothing more than to follow in his grandfather’s footsteps in the police department.

…Like the fact that time travel is absolutely real, and Parrish Stilinski-Hale might have made use of it for the opportunity to learn from his grandfather in the days before the heart attack claimed him.

There are some things the Sheriff really doesn’t need to know.

Oh, hello new canon. -fires away-

Omg yes pleeeeeeeeaaaase.

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And the worst part is I make it easy for you to move on…
— Someone, I guess