Stuff I Probably Shouldn't Say
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classyhoothoot:

skatles:

isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIEND GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND

also isn’t it upsetting that your future wife is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who she is she could be lonely or sad or something horrible could be happening to her and oh no now im worried…

isn’t it upsetting that your future 50 cats are literally not born yet

(Source: hotsenator)

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buckysexual:

maeglinhiei:

buckysexual BAM!
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No Swinggity
Minimatic
The Mini Swing Set EP

nicholanton:

pixelavender:

No Swinggity | Minimatic

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[Gif: x]

there are 2 types of people on this planet:

People who love swing, and liars.

(Source: mintprincen)

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dftba-winchesters:

might-catch-my-crazy:

normalisntmyforte:

underwon:

my brain has too many tabs open

Most accurate thing ever

I can’t find the one that is playing that fucking song

This explains so much

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via: dustyblush
source: folwer
tom-marvolo-dildo:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND


with their #1 hit single “we are groot”

tom-marvolo-dildo:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

with their #1 hit single “we are groot”

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2damnfeisty:

materiajunkie:

"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

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#staywoke

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pondarling:

matt-smith:

do you ever just passionately miss the first series of doctor who but not just because you miss Nine but because you miss the monsters and the simple story lines that were new and so interesting and the companions that didn’t need a magic back story to be special and weren’t just a new puzzle for the doctor to solve they were just ordinary people with ordinary lives and taught (especially the young viewers) that anyone can be a hero i just really miss season one okay

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